Truly, the Internet is an amazing tool.  Through Facebook, I met Archana, who lives in California.  It was one of those random/non-random experiences, as she was really just a photo on a friend's page that caught my eye.  We leapt into profound connection and exchanged readings with each other.  I provided her with an astrology reading and she gave me a  Spirit Animal reading, which I am sharing with you below,  including my comments about each card.  These reading processes are deeply helpful and, I believe, should become part of everyone's spiritual practice at regular (maybe every birthday) and as needed intervals.  Below is a photo of the cards and the reading itself.
Archana,
Patience, I have found, is often rewarded ... and quite  highly.  This reading is most helpful and dead on accurate.  I'll share  my story after each position/card (and I did get the image of the cards,  thank you).
On Sat, Jan 8, 2011 at 1:19 AM, archana sachdev 
<smilingbuddhess@yahoo.co.in> wrote:
 
Hey Philip, 
Thanks again for your patience.... 
 
9 totem card reading expressing your soul's purpose and lessons in this birth 
 
1-East-This animal guides you to your greatest spiritual challenges and guards your path to illumination. 
 
Blue Heron:This card is about diving into the depths of your inner self......go  into your own unconscious/shadow work,in order to find your spiritual  essence....it will help you develop inner strength and certainty of  purpose...and trust your path...Hero emerges from the unseen world of  spirit into a new balanced sense of self.... 
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In August of 2009,  I had a mental break that turned out to be a spiritual awakening.  I  didn't have to be institutionalized or go on psychological medication,  but I thought long and hard about both.  Fortunately I had the human  support around me to help through the deep soul work that really caused  me to withdraw from life for a while.  I'm still working through the  tail end of it and in spiritual work terms that means probably another 6  months.  It's all part of several mid-life transits beginning with  Pluto square my Natal Pluto, Uranus opposing my Natal Uranus,  Neptune/Chrion squaring my Natal Neptune, and Saturn opposing my Natal  Saturn (from 37 to 45).  For much of this time I have felt "lost" and  unable to feel purposeful (especially the impact of Neptune/Chiron).   The depth work is finally revealing and renewing my purpose as a  teacher, but it has been one hell of a descent into the underworld.
  
 
2- south - protects the child within and reminds you when to be humble and when to trust/balanced personality 
 
Frog- if you have been stressed take a break....relaxation/bath/cleansing....replenish your parched  spirit.. 
getting rid of distractions...make the waters clear again... 
frog people have clearing energy,to remove negativity from any environment... 
so,the way to balance your personality would be- 
to  take a break and cleanse yourself of any person place or thing that  does not contribute to a new state of serenity and replenishment... 
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In June of 2010 we  had a family move in with us.  The family was in pretty dire straits  and we were looking for some intentional community to help us in the  care of daughter and to ease the burden of life in general.  We were  hoping for a win/win scenario.  Unfortunately the adult (single mother)  has proved to be too unhappy to remain here and they are in the process  of moving out.  The situation that was supposed to help relieve stress  became a terrible source of stress.  It was only this past week that  final arrangements to work out a plan to move out came into focus and I  finally felt relief from a terrible tension.  This weekend and the next  few weeks as they move more and more of their possession out of the  house and into storage is a clearing period of negative energy.  Once  they are completely gone, I will call upon the Frog energy to fully  cleanse our home. 
  
 
3- west- personal truth and inner answers...path to your goals 
 
Raven- magic/unknown.... 
power of the unknown is at work,and something special is about to happen... 
recognize it and use it to further your growth... 
bring the magical messages that come from the darkness/the void, in to  light....in doing so you will honor the magician within.... 
 
so  the path to your goals is,to openly receive messages from the world of  mysteries,in to the light of the day-share it with people... 
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Neptune square  Natal Neptune is a profound transit and it is about SURRENDER.  During  this transit you must learn to react and accept what is given by the  universe. I am deeply learning that lesson and it has been a challenge,  especially for someone like me who has lived a life of control.  Control  may be an illusion, but even so, my illusion/delusion was a pretty  strong one and one I enjoyed.  Waiting for the mystery to unfold has  been a great spiritual lesson for me, and not without some dark days.   But in the end and over the course of the journey, I have learned to  trust that some times in life are about deep and profound listening.   And I do feel that many of the things I've heard since August of 2009  are messages I will share with the world, even if its just the people in  my immediate life. 
  
4- north- wise counsel and also-when to speak and when to listen 
 
Dog- reminds you that  your  greatest loyalty must be towards your own truth 
 
being  loving even to people who have wronged you,since you have a  compassionate understanding of human shortcomings....be of service | 
This attribute has gotten stretched almost  to the breaking point ... at least well past the point of being taken  advantage of.  I have learned that while I need to be loving to people  who have wronged me, I need to make sure going forward that I better  guard against those in need who will be ungrateful or act entitled.  I  do understand human shortcomings, but I also have learned that people  must be responsible for and accept the consequences of their  shortcomings and some of those consequences can be very, very harsh.  I  have to help the people who want to be helped and appreciate help and  turn away from the people who need to learn the lesson of failure. 
  
5-above- how to honor the great star nation...dreamtime-personal access to the other world 
 
Spider- 
In order to access the other world, you need to 'CREATE' 
or you might be coming too close to an entagling situation 
use a journal to write down and review your progress-if you do this,you  will be conscious about how you are creating a new phase of your won  reality | 
My Sun  has progressed into Gemini and I am still adjusting to the energy of  this sign in my Solar path.  I had no idea how active the Gemini mind is  and I am still trying to learn how to manage this constant pursuit of  new ideas and information.  Writing has been the release valve, which  occurs in my blogs and through Facebook actually.  I am reading more  than I ever have and that's not a small thing to say since I've had  periods in my life when reading was my professional obligation (graduate  school).  I have novels and books on astrology and tarot clamoring  around in my head that are not yet ready for the light of day, but are  developing, percolating, peeking out, and at the ready to burst forth  when the thoughts finally align. 
  
6- below- about the inner earth,how to stay grounded on your path 
 
Coyote- medicine is about laughter and joking.... 
what  helps you stay close to your own inner earth is having a light hearted  playful attitude on one hand,but on the other hand also making sure that  you are looking beyond illusions since this card can have a trickster  energy,which can take you  away from the reality.... 
so - sense of humor and staying in touch with reality through  meditation... | 
In  the last 6 months, when doing a random draw from the Osho Zen Tarot, I  have drawn the Playfulness card some 9 or 10 times.  Before starting to  draw that card and from August 2009 until really August 2010, I lost my  smile ... my inner smile and could not muster the energy to laugh.  Even  my daughter's joy, which is immense and infectious could not penetrate  deep enough to pull me out of my spiritual darkness.  But she did  provide me with a tether and her laughter did keep me from falling  completely into darkness, as did the support of my partner Betsy and my  parents.  Without those tethers and many, many others along the way  (friends, fellow astrologers, someone like you), I'm pretty sure I would  have been swallowed up by the darkness.  Now I am laughing again and  trying to play more while certainly feeling I have been "touched" by  reality ... that profound, non-duality of reality :-). 
  
7 - within - heart's joy,personal truths....protector of your sacred space... 
 
Owl- guides you to your personal truth by giving you a gift or 'clear vision' 
nobody  can deceive you.....you may not be awar of your abilities,but people  do....owl people know more about people's inner lives than they  themselves do (this is certainly a good quality for an astrologer) 
 
you are being asked to use your own powers to intuit some life  situation....owl might bring you msgs through dreams or meditation,you  must listen in silence....maybe some omens... | 
Oh yes, I do feel my "eyes have been opened" about many  things most recently and I am trying to manage how to use this newly  found "clear vision."  My astrology work has most definitely benefited.   When I am in silence, I am listening with "clear ears" and it is  amazing what I am hearing.  Not only am I experiencing my personal  profound transformation, I am hearing the profound transformation of our  world.  More than ever, I can see through people and this most recent  situation involving the family has cleared a field of my vision in a  truly dramatic way. 
  
8 Right side- protector of male side- your father protector within, courage and warrior side 
 
wolf-  teacher...you might be called to write or lecture to share knowledge  with the world...to help people understand their path in life... 
shareing of great truths to take human  consciousness to higher planes... 
seek lonely places to commune with the teacher within....look for teachings/teachers everywhere.... | 
I  recently started teaching in college again.  I have been allowed, by  the universe, to find my way to a community college and I felt the most  significant surge of my personal power teaching in a classroom again.   It is one of my callings, of which I am finding there are three great  ones.  The other two are astrologer/tarot reader and priest.  They all  intertwine.  I have thought of all the things I could be, could have  been, and could still pursue, but, at the end of the day, I am a teacher  and constantly being taught. 
  
9 - left - protector of female side- learn to receive abundance,nurture yourself and others.... it also teaches about r'ships 
 
Don't worry about the future,not meant to be mentally 'figured out' 
"BE" 
embrace the unknown and flow with the mystery.... 
leap into the void with implicit 'TRUST' 
avoid interruptions and go into your own self discovery and healing process.... 
you will receive unexpected blessings..... 
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I have just  reached this realization in the deep way necessary to reap the harvest  of its message.  I became lost to regain my faith and to rediscover  trust.  
Thank you so much for this reading.